Andymatic Zingatron

noises
Gasp, inhale. Play
Bad radio! Bad radio! Play
Laugh: I get it Play
(Laugh) Play
(Laugh) Play
(Laugh) Play
Aaaaah! Play
answer
He's more sad than evil! Play
Naked in the back yard.. Play
You're gonna have to live with that decency. Play
Oh, leave me alone! Play
OK, we'll see you at the party... Play
Thanks, mom! Play
Nice talking to you! Play
Is it because you're so spunky? Play
I've never had a drink! Play
I put a towel over the camera. Play
Drive carefully! Play
Does she puke everyday though? Play
No You Are Not Play
No Play
OK then, fine! Play
OK - what is it? Play
Really? Play
Six! Play
OK, talk to you soon! Play
That sounds fantastic! Play
That's a lie Play
Oh, this is pathetic! Play
Very, VERY cool! Play
You dont have to act do you? Play
You would agree with that. Play
You're very lucky that way. Play
Zero. Play
putdown
He's more sad than evil! Play
You're scared of her - strong women scare you. Play
No You Are Not Play
OK then, fine! Play
I really don't care Play
Really? Play
That's a lie Play
ego
Don't sneak up on me like that! Play
Old Ladies are my specialty! Play
I've gotta get me one of them good personalities. Play
I am not automated! Play
I can't wait till I have the microphone to myself! Play
I've got to hang up on you, fellow Jew. Play
I'm just flesh and bone! Play
I'm always garbling Play
You're pulling my little leg! Play
We're just basking in our glory now. Play
I always confuse you and me. Play
Wait - did I say that out loud? Play
I'm the one who yelled "Die, Ken, die". Play
I'm doing fine, now that you called! Play
Does he hate me? Play
I'm not being coy! Play
If I was automated... Play
Nnn, I don't care! Play
I Promise! Play
If my kids are listening... Play
I've never had a drink! Play
And I'm not being sarcastic! Play
I have the exact same picture! Play
I've never played strip poker. Play
My mother sold them... Play
See that car? Play
I just saw my will to live... Play
It's famously horrible - you'd think I wrote it! Play
I Envy You! Play
I Promise! Play
I'm sorry! Play
I really don't care Play
!!!
Don't sneak up on me like that! Play
Damn you to hell! Play
Don't let the devil tempt you! Play
Let's just get this foreplay over. Play
I am not automated! Play
You're gonna have to live with that decency. Play
Love them Zingers! Play
Amen! Play
I knew you couldn't shut yourself up! Play
Oh, leave me alone! Play
Oh Lord, it's a woman! Play
OK, I won't lie. Play
Or... not! Play
Thanks, mom! Play
Welcome to the real world, Ken. Play
Awesome! Play
What the hell are you talking about? Play
Wow! You made out like a Bandit! Play
Yeah, he's cute! Play
It's like you guys don't read People Magazine! Play
You have to say "I Love The Show" Play
You're pulling my little leg! Play
Reconsider our crank call policy. Play
I'm doing fine, now that you called! Play
Follow your heart! Play
You love the show! Play
Go ON! Play
Go to Hell! Play
Nnn, I don't care! Play
I Promise! Play
That's a lie! Play
This can't be true! Play
This is craziness! Play
What's up Ken's butt? Play
You can't believe you got through! Play
Awesome! Play
Bitchin'! Play
Wait - did I say that out loud? Play
Fantastic! Play
Fantastic! Play
Fascinating! Play
Go On Play
"Hello!" Play
Hey - Fantastic! Play
Hi - You love the show! Play
I Envy You! Play
I Promise! Play
I'm sorry! Play
It's inexplicable! Play
(Laugh) Play
(Laugh) Play
(Laugh) Play
No You Are Not Play
No Play
OK then, fine! Play
OK... Play
Really? Play
Aaaaah! Play
Oh, this is pathetic! Play
Uh huh? Play
Ummm? Play
Very, VERY cool! Play
Wow! Play
Yeah! Play
Yeah! Play
You're very lucky that way. Play
Zero. Play
women
Old Ladies are my specialty! Play
Oh Lord, it's a woman! Play
He has a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack! Play
Women! Hey women! Hey Babe! Play
You're scared of her - strong women scare you. Play
question
Do you have an achilles heel? Play
What's your favorite show? Play
Do you make us wear blackface? Play
Guess the topic Play
Does he hate me? Play
Who do you like better me or Ken? Play
What is your name, sir Play
What? Play
Where did that reference come from? Play
Who are you? Play
Who? Play
Why? Play
religious
Damn you to hell! Play
Don't let the devil tempt you! Play
I've got to hang up on you, fellow Jew. Play
Amen! Play
May this show succeed... Play
I believe that's called "Christianity." Play
Go to Hell! Play
Christianity, with a Ken Freedman twist. Play
irrelevant
Have you ever said the word "caveat"? Play
Hi Emma, what's your name? Play
I am not automated! Play
I can't wait till I have the microphone to myself! Play
I'm just flesh and bone! Play
Little boys, Little girls, and 'tards. Play
OK, we'll see you at the party... Play
Ken, avert your eyes! Play
Bad radio! Bad radio! Play
He has a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack! Play
Women! Hey women! Hey Babe! Play
Hey! Turn yours up too! Play
We're going high! Play
Christianity, with a Ken Freedman twist. Play
I put a towel over the camera. Play
Our job is to scare them. Play
I've never played strip poker. Play
And what year is it now? Play
We'd love to put your picture up! Play
You have a lot in your life to be ashamed of. Play
Wait - did I say that out loud? Play
OK - what is it? Play
OK... Play
I really don't care Play
Six! Play
Where did that reference come from? Play
Who are you? Play
Who? Play
Why? Play
hello
Hi Emma, what's your name? Play
Hi Mr. Static! Play
May this show succeed... Play
I'm going to call you Beverly! Play
hello! Play
Who Am I speaking to - Danny DeVito? Play
goodbye
I've got to hang up on you, fellow Jew. Play
Amen! Play
Oh, leave me alone! Play
Thanks, mom! Play
Laugh: I get it Play
We need a call screener. Play
I think that went good! Play
Consider it done! Play
Is the show over? Play
OK, talk to you soon! Play
Thanks for calling! Play
That's thrilling entertainment! Play
Oh, this is pathetic! Play
crude
Little boys, Little girls, and 'tards. Play
I knew you couldn't shut yourself up! Play
Oh Lord, it's a woman! Play
What the hell are you talking about? Play
Women! Hey women! Hey Babe! Play
Do you make us wear blackface? Play
Take the high road! Play
I'd be fartin' through silk! Play
Does she puke everyday though? Play
What's up Ken's butt? Play
radio bit
Welcome to the real world, Ken. Play
What's your favorite show? Play
You have to say "I Love The Show" Play
May this show succeed... Play
Hey! Turn yours up too! Play
I'm going to call you Beverly! Play
I'm doing fine, now that you called! Play
You love the show! Play
Guess the topic Play
If I was automated... Play
If my kids are listening... Play
Nice talking to you! Play
Ken's voice does not adhere to tape. Play
Take the high road! Play
No one else is calling. Play
Don't look at the phones! Play
Tell me more! Play
That's a lie! Play
We need a call screener. Play
Who Am I speaking to - Danny DeVito? Play
Who do you like better me or Ken? Play
With Gusto! Play
You can't believe you got through! Play
I think that went good! Play
Hi - You love the show! Play
Hi - You're on the air! Play
Hi - You're on the air! Play
Is the show over? Play
That sounds fantastic! Play
That's a lie Play
That's thrilling entertainment! Play
What is your name, sir Play
What? Play
You dont have to act do you? Play
You would agree with that. Play
approval
Fantastic! Play
Fantastic! Play
Fascinating! Play
Hey - Fantastic! Play
I Envy You! Play
OK... Play
That sounds fantastic! Play
That's thrilling entertainment! Play
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