Webhamster Henry's Top 10 Imaginary Recordings of 2000
- Deposit -Iyama
A 28 minute live piece that sounds like she's pooping. And what's playing
on that radio anyway?
- Methane Ring Chorus - Prelude
Short pieces of decoded DNA, read aloud by "Methane" and his class of 5th
graders in some kind of choral reading arrangement.
- Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My - the Zookeepers
Not to be outdone by Dave Soldier's Elephant orchestra, The Catskill Game Farm put these animals together and let them go at a lot of exotic and war-hardened percussion instruments.
- This Block is Mine - Candida
Multitracking at its best, one hot summer day Candida put a mic out of each of her apartment's windows (in Little Italy) and put each on a single channel.
- Plant Music - BBG
Another recording trick, this time recording plants growing and playing it
back at 256 times original speed.
- The Bats sing The Bats - Guano Guano
A kind of a step away from the Beatle Barkers.
- Drone with us! - Edyoga Corp.
An industrial motivation recording from Edyoga, pushing their sales force
onward in their repulsive MLM scheme.
- Close but no Banana - Shaved Tones
Top microtonal group plays an entire side with no pitch higher than 60 Hz,
the other side is all within the interval of a minor second.
- Bossa Nova 2000 - gli Mozzarelli
Cheezy Brazilian pastiche from the masters of Italian sun-fun. Japanese Import.
- It Begins With A Phone Call - Morris Archives
A musical based on the life of Morris Rosenberg, Tin Pan Alley hustler
and song plugger. Authentic period material done right,
with cameos from other contemporaries.